Category Buy/Don’t Buy

Eat A Happy Turkey This Thanksgiving

An email chain with a friend sparked this thought that I realize is a little late for those of you who have already reserved your turkey. How can you find a happy turkey for the holidays? Here’s some info to help you out:

Courtesy of Luck Photography - Cane Creek Farm

1. Look for pastured, naturally fed birds from a local farm near you. If you can buy a bird from the person who raised it, you’re probably getting something that was cared for. Ask your farmers how they raise them, what they feed them and what breed they are.

2. Certification programs can be difficult for farmers to navigate and expensive to achieve. However, Animal Welfare Approved is a very good program that requires the highest standard of happiness that I know of. It requires birds have free access to the outdoors and enough space to flap around, dust-bathe and run freely. Humane Certified® and American Humane, on the other hand, allow for confinement production, birds living indoors their entire lives. Very sad birds indeed.

3. Organic means the birds ate well but not necessarily lived well. This is a good standard, but consumers should look for pastured in addition to organic.

4. Most turkeys over 15 pounds are of a breed that has been genetically manipulated to produce humongous animals. These birds can’t survive on their own past 6 months; they get so big they break their legs and suffocate under their own weight. I suggest finding heritage breed birds but that means getting two or more to satisfy your party as they are likely between 10 and 15 pounds each. Some good breeds to look out for are Narragansett and Bourbon Red. These are endangered breeds and the farmers who raise them care for the genetics and happiness.

At the end of the day, if you manage to navigate the great variety of choices out there to support a neighbor, eat a healthy and nutritious bird that lived a decent life, and raise awareness about these issues, you’ll have achieved something great this Thanksgiving. If not, don’t sweat it, there’s always next year.

Update on Straight Razoring

More interesting posts to come, but I had to let you know that I think I can finally call myself a straight-razor guy. I wrote that post about buying a straight razor a while back, when I had first started. Then I read this how-to. Since then Kate got me some real deal shaving soap and a brush and it’s made all the difference. It takes time to learn how to use that thing and after maybe 10 or so attempts, I’ve finally done a good clean, efficient and painless job.

Don’t give up on the straight razor, it will pay off.

Buy/Don’t Buy: Haircuts

When I was about 10 years old I asked my mom which job would be the best to help my family out. Should I either be a barber or a doctor? I knew we needed to see both, but the barber we saw maybe once a month and the doctor barely once a year. Thus I thought they might be equally useful to my future family. Alas, I followed neither in the end.

I’m not saying barbers, stylists, what-have-you, are not skilled artists of the ‘do, I’m just saying we don’t really need to be spending money on something you can easily do yourself or have a friend do for you. If you’ve got a pair of scissors, you got yourself a haircut in the making. Kate has had friends cut her hair for two years and I’ve had her cut my hair for the last year or so. I mean, come on, it’s hair. It will grow back if you totally blow it and it’s really not that complicated. Here’s kate’s most recent handiwork half complete and looking funny:

Haircutting is fun!

Haircutting is fun!

BUY: A decent pair of hair cutting shears and perhaps some clippers if you want to get all into it. Total cost is maybe $100 combined.

DON’T BUY: $40-60 men’s haircuts if you get a pretty regular guy’s cut. Women, you’re a whole different story, but I think the potential to save money is even greater considering the $50-120 in costs for a single haircut.

Buy/Don’t Buy – Beans

Beans are some of the best food you could ever eat. There are such variety and each have such wonderful nutritive value. I ask bean gourmets which are their favorite and I frequently hear lentils, black beans, white beans and garbanzo. I’ve suggested that my brother make a huge vat of beans once a week to eat for dinner with rice instead of going out to eat. Although not as prevalent as razors, canned beans are a devil in disguise.

DON’T BUY: Canned beans although they seem like a great convenience as they provide hydrated beans ready to use. It’s a scam! There is no need for this ‘convenience.’

BUY: Dry beans, I say, are cheaper, can be stored forever and really don’t need to be hydrated a day in advance. It’s best to soak dry beans overnight before cooking, but lentils can be cooked dry and black beans simply need an extra hour or so to cook when dry. Canned beans are also salted, which means you don’t control the quality or quantity of salt in your diet when you eat them.

Buy unprocessed dry beans in bulk, they’re good for you; builds character.

“Beans, beans, good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel, beans, beans for every meal.” – Old Jewish Proverb

Buy/Don’t Buy – Razorblades

My friend Dave sent me this link: How to Shave with Straight Razors How to Begin a Straight Razor …

He then told me that wild humans shave with a straight razor. Although he was being sarcastic, he’s absolutely right. This brings me to my first “buy/don’t buy” post.

Why do we need a perfect shave? Why do we need to spend $10-20 on a razor with three to five blades to get a shave we don’t need? Ok, let me back up, if having a perfect shave is essential to your business (politics, finance, law), then go right ahead and get one. Pay whatever it takes, it’s a business expense and you need to look good. But if you’re anything like me and shave only once a week or less, why use a Mach 3? That brings me to the buy for today.

BUY a straight razor; it’s reusable, easy to keep clean, inexpensive, and has no trouble dealing with longer whiskers than a daily shaver experiences. In addition, it can be a lesson on knife sharpening. So many twenty-somethings out there have stubble and don’t really care about getting a perfect shave, let’s revolt. You might think it’s dangerous and risky to use a straight razor. How do you know that? Did Schick and Gillette tell you that? Can you really trust them? 50 years ago EVERYONE used a straight razor and they seemed to get by. I’m sure we can too.

DON’T BUY gimmicky, multi-bladed or disposable razors. They are very expensive, create unnecessary waste, give you a shave you don’t really need, and aren’t even as useful or clean as their single-bladed cousin. Have you ever tried to shave a four-day beard with a disposable razor? It’s miserable. Definitely don’t buy an electric razor for all the same reasons, in addition to the unnecessary electric use and expense.

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